Tuesday, October 17, 2006

How to Keep a Faithful Husband

HOW TO KEEP A FAITHFUL HUSBAND:

Never worry again about your husband's fidelity when he's away from home. Just leave this handsome little device on the bathroom counter as a reminder for you to collect an offering of semen each time your husband leaves the house.

This item really works!

亭主が家を離れる時に、亭主の貞節を心配する必要はない。亭主が家を離れる時はいつも、精子を集める事をあなたに思い出させる為に、ただ、この小さな格好良いデバイスをバスルームのカウンターに置いておくだけで良い。

このアイテムは本当によく機能します!

Inscription: "Deposit fresh sperm daily"

Porcelain with lowfire glaze.

one size fits all.

「亭主が家を離れる時には、抜いておけ」という事でしょうか?
う~ん、微妙です・・・ mrgreen

4 comments:

f.b.i.t.c. said...

Should I ask how you KNOW the item really works?

Bananafish said...

I'm not sure, but I think they say that you make your husband's balls empty whenever he's away from home.
Then he would be a faithful husband.

Maybe it has little effect on men who have endless sexual stamina like you. :-)

I may misunderstand the item... :-D

f.b.i.t.c. said...

I'm too old to have endless sexual stamina now, maybe 15-20 years ago.

I was just wondering if you had tested it out as you said you knew it worked ;-)

Bananafish said...

That is a quotation from hype on the site. :-)